Scenes From A Shopping Frenzy

THEY 

want you to consume... 

Such great prices... every damn day! 

Purification - through overconsumption?!?

Only after having purified yourself, 

may you indulge in sugary, frozen, 

refreshing-but-only-for-a-short-while,

altogether-worthless goodness! 

(Oxymorons are frequent in this biz, aye...) 

You're just another fish in the mercantile pond... 

Ohh - it glows! 

And it blows. 

Communism - on sale?!? 

Gotta take a break from all this shopping, at some point...!

Uh... yeah... we may have seen that, earlier on...!? 

OKAY - that'll be enough shopping now... 

Impulse Purchases

HA - not even FOR FREE...!!! 

(SEE TWO RETAIL DETAILS ABOVE...)

...indeed - BYE. 

How Is The Service?

And here is what bad customer service can cause:

Memories of the Mall

BASTARDS or not - 

it wouldn't be a mall 

nor a complete shopping experience 

without BEER: 

OK - more beer...

but not just before we drive there - come on!

...let us depart from this place!