Showing posts with label spider store. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spider store. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Shop, Shop, Shop --- ya dope!

... 'til, until, 'til, until... you drop, you dumb mark! 


How's that for a not-so-sweet, totally sour spin 
on the old row the boat song 
AND old "shop 'til you drop" slogan 
they have brainwashed you all with 
for YEARS... YEARS... heck, DECADES!!! 



But you've survived, thus far... 

so... carry on consuming! 




















... Ty?

Friday, May 13, 2016

Never Enter A Shopping Center On A Friday The 13th

You will come out looking like this: 


YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!! 


''OH-KAAAAAY!'' 


Friday, April 1, 2016

Fa Fa Fa... Atchoo!

So... The Fashion world picks your fancy... eh? 













DON'T.