Now THIS even THEY will understand... RIGHT AWAY!

Once and for all -

I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN IF

THE DATE IS NOT EXACT -

I WANT TO CELEBRATE

THE FACT THAT HE WAS

GIVEN TO US,

THAT HE WAS BORN

AND IT DOESN'T MAKE

ANY DIFFERENCE

IF IT WAS IN

DECEMBER

OR IN JULY -
CAPISCE?!?

And it's not about 

a damn coca-cola bottle!!!

IT'S ABOUT 

CHRIST! 

Now, with that in mind...
GET OUT - THE STORE IS CLOSED!

Merry Christmas, everyone!

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